JOKES
BY: Ali Ahmed Khan
1. 'Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade'
‘don’t panic, I’m coming immediately, have you done anything?'
'Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor.'
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2. Doctor, Doctor, help me! - I just can’t stop my hands shaking!''Did you drink a lot?''Not really - most of it spilled out!'
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3. Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?
'Yes, of course....’’Great! I never could be.
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4. The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated, 'I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside of you.’ Well if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone.'
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5.The Dark Knight
A young Marine staggers out of a bar at the end of the night, clearly a bit worse for wear. Outside on the street, he spies a nun waiting for a cab. He marches straight over and proceeds to lay a beating on her worthy of being delivered by a Marine. Catching his breath, he leans down and whispers, "Not as tough as a Marine, are ya Batman?"