Jokes
by:Aman Imran
How do oysters call their friends?
(On shell phones!)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
(Because they're shellfish!)
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
(An animal that can milk itself!)
What's that gooey stuff in between a shark's teeth?
(Slow swimmers!)
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
(A mussel!)
Where do fish sleep?
(On a seabed!)
What do fish and maps have in common?
(They both have scales!)
(On shell phones!)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
(Because they're shellfish!)
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
(An animal that can milk itself!)
What's that gooey stuff in between a shark's teeth?
(Slow swimmers!)
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
(A mussel!)
Where do fish sleep?
(On a seabed!)
What do fish and maps have in common?
(They both have scales!)
Funny question and answer
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?
A: A barber.
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?
A: A barber.